‘SNL’ Gives Jeff Bezos & His “Crew Of Random Weirdos” Their Own ‘Star Trek’ Series

The mission of this crew? "To just sort of fly around space goofing off, in a ship that looks like a penis," says the voiceover artist.
The new series is titled Star Trek: Ego Quest. It will, of course, follow "the voyages of the SS New Shepard and its crew of random weirdos," including First Mate Jeff Bezos' Brother Whose Name Escapes Me (a bald Luke Wilson), Science Officer Rich Kid From The Netherlands (Andrew Dismukes) and 82-year-old astronaut Wally Funk (Heidi Gardner), who complains, "I'm tired!"
The trailer suggests that "alliances will be formed." It then cuts to Richard Branson (Alex Moffat), who is floating in a Virgin Galactic space shuttle, adjacent to Bezos'.
The series will (not) be available for streaming this Christmas. Check out the Bezos Star Trek sketch above.” />
Also featuring in the sketch is Kenan Thompson, who plays an Amazon delivery man taken for granted by the mogul.
So, you could say beating you is my…prime…objective." The narrator then welcomes Trekkies to "take flight on a midlife crisis of cosmic proportions" before introducing the show's villain, Elon Musk (Mikey Day), who warns Bezos that "Space is only big enough for one weird white billionaire.
"For decades, the Star Trek franchise has brought you unforgettable voyages from the final frontier," observed the narrator of its trailer. "Now, the tradition continues with a new ship, a new crew and a new captain, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos."
The planet's richest man got his very own Star Trek series, tonight on Saturday Night Live.
"You fancy a race?" "What’s up Bezos, you nutter?" Branson says.
"This owns!" "I'm in space with my brother Mark," Wilson deadpans as Bezos.
"Dude, space is freaking awesome!" says host Owen Wilson's Bezos.

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